Since Gunther blocked me, HELP ME HELP GUNTHER EAGLEMAN ACTUALLY GO TO CHURCH for once instead of skipping service to stay home and rage-tweet.
@GuntherEagleman I’ll send you my $5,000 Trump Dividend — the exact check President Trump promised at the GOP midterm convention in Dallas on Sept. 9 if Republicans keep both the House and Senate, the one he said “will be called the Trump dividend” and must be spent in the United States — the day it hits my account.
Condition: You attend an in-person Sunday morning worship service this coming Sunday, September 27, at a recognized Christian church.
Rules so there’s no wiggle room:
• Must be a regularly scheduled Sunday morning service (not midweek, not a Bible study, not a political event held in a church building)
• You stay for the majority of the service, including the sermon and worship — no 10-minute drop-in
• Proof required: timestamped photo or short video taken inside the sanctuary during the service that clearly shows you, the date, and enough of the room/stage/pastor to verify it
• Livestream, parking-lot selfie, “I watched it on my phone,” or “I go sometimes” does not count
You post the proof Sunday. I send the check when (if) the dividend actually arrives. Deal?