The bloke HM Government turned to when they wanted to fix and wind down the Bounce Back Loan Scheme. See the website for the latest write-off news / helpline
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Need to Get Your Bounce Back Loan Written Off Allowing You to Strike-Off Your LTD Company? If You Informed Your Lender You Were Vulnerable When You Defaulted Then Now is a Good Time to Ask Them to Write It Off, But Get It in Writing – Here Are the Steps the Government Takes to Validate Such
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Good news, anger management lessons appear to be working for gobby vile monster Bridget Phillipson
Here is her butter wouldn’t melt new fake voice and sickly smile saying Keir was lovely and Andy Burnham is like Mother Teresa
BBC Newsnight
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Hi @BayoAlaba I see you have still not been cleared of the Bounce Back Loans misunderstandings, I imagine that means you won't be going to conference.
Do you think the delay is racism by the labour party, for all they have to do is pop into the cabinet office and check the names of the BBL blaggers on the pdf file that takes a few seconds.
That pdf is the result of years of data matching. If your name isn't on it, bingo you are cleared in seconds. But it's been many weeks. Smells of racism some people would say.
Anyway my thoughts are with you at this difficult time....
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Some wonderful news, oi @wesstreeting you little scamp why didn't you tell us this yesterday in your media interviews??
Today the PM of Mauritius confirmed to his Cabinet that Andy Burnham reaffirmed Labour's commitment to surrender the Chagos Islands and pay Mauritius billions to do so. He also confirmed that the National Security Adviser Jonathan Powell - a man who operates in secret and with no public accountability - is meeting him shortly. We need Labour to come clean on what these negotiations will cover, if Labour will be paying Mauritius while President Trump objects, and what their plan is. The best thing to do is tear up the surrender treaty, but white flag waving Burnham won't do this.
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Prime Minister Andy Burnham has held some Media interviews in No10 North and wants you all to see how beautiful he is as you are stuck with him until at least 2029.
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Someone take the sherry bottle off Bridget Phillipson, have you seen what she has just said.
Still she admits her government continue to do nothing for women and girls, so there is that.
We should come down like a ton of bricks on those who are violent against women – whatever their background.
Yet today, you only ever hear women's safety mentioned by right-wing politicians when they are discussing immigration.
It's weaponisation.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/po…
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Andrew Bailey from the Bank of England is sucking air through his teeth and is hinting at interest rate rises as he admits he isnt Paul Daniels and can't do miracles either with the price of fuel going through the roof.
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Obviously his monginess is not hereditary. Let's rejoice at that.
"Rory Stewart says his family told him to switch off his social media after his viral appearance on Newsnight that saw him spin and stare intensely at a female journalist."
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The nation cheers as Andy Burnham states very clearly there ain't going to be an election until 2029.
Three juicy years of his videos to put up with and his exciting policies then you can then decide if he needs to fuck off or not.
Criminals get less time.
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Seeing the same people day after day after day with these MPs. Seems like they have a cast of people they jiggle around different places for photo ops with a gurning MP in the middle of the shot.
Great to be in King’s Cross today in support of our fantastic candidate @Sagal_AW.
Only a Labour MP can deliver positive results for Camden residents - vote for Sagal on 8 October!
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Hugely embarrassing scenes as the First Sea Lord goes cap in hand to beg Latvia, of all fucking countries, to do a deal so the Royal Navy has extra ships and personnel at its disposal, he puts on a brave face and adds a little see through spin.
First Sea Lord Sir Gwyn Jenkins
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An interesting CV of cases.......
🚨NEW: Judge Tan Ikram CBE, the judge who denied Danny Tommo bail and said he was "satisfied there is a real possibility of an immediate custodial sentence", has a history of being placed in politically motivated cases.
. Sentenced a man to 20 weeks in jail for posting a racist joke in a WhatsApp chat.
. Let off the OnlyFans girl who threw milkshake at Nigel Farage.
. Let off two women for terrorism charged after glorifying 7 October massacre.
. Was himself given a disciplinary after liking a post on LinkedIn that stated Israel was a terrorist state. Although obviously not a crime, it did bring into question his impartiality.
. He was given a CBE by Boris Johnson in the 2022 New Year Honours for services to judicial diversity. He has spoken out about what he sees as the problems due to the lack of ethnic diversity in the police and the judiciary.
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Not surprised to learn, having had Andy Burnham as mayor, Manchester City have been found guilty on 114 Premier League rule break charges.
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Having been told the other day he looks good in a hard hat and it has a slimming effect on him (instead of someone telling him the truth, he looks like a gormless twat) Minister Blair McDougall, visits British Steel Scunthorpe to continue his feel-good dressing up tour.
To prove the larger gentleman who likes pies can rock a good look, Minister for Reindustrialisation Blair McDougall visits Steel Plant Marcegaglia, spots some hard hats and makes everyone wear one.
Rumours are he took it home with him and slept in it.
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Excitement mounts across the UK as diesel is set to shoot through the £2 a litre barrier nationwide, resulting in more Nectar points being earned by lucky Brits due to their increased spend.
Labour, helping everyone with the cost of living crisis, one step at a time.
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Horrified that @darrenpjones who I did warn you about, wants to cause even more carnage to the UK behind the scenes due to him being pissed off he was sacked for being shit.
EXC: Darren Jones and disgruntled ex-Starmer loyalists are forming a new MP pressure group
—Already meeting regularly to talk policy, donors and winning a second term
—John Healey and Jones to meet before the Budget
—Want to fund defence and cut welfare
—Jones sees himself as a Jeremy Hunt-like figure
All this and SO MUCH more in my long read:
politicshome.com/news/articl…
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The first lady of Ukraine has met with the first lady of the UK.
It is unknown if Mrs Burnham agreed to lend her a few quid.
Olena Zelenska / Олена Зеленська
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For the mongs screaming at me about the UK not having a first lady.
As always I am first with the news. Lovely
Exclusive: PM’s wife Marie-France van Heel quits job to focus on being ‘first lady’
Andy Burnham’s spouse is resigning from her position at an EV charging company to take a supporting role at No 10, and has already held meetings with her counterparts around the world, reports @RSylvester1
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Distressing scenes, due to @JohnHealey_MP admitting his 40yr work-life-drinking problems, and the mess he keeps leaving in No 11, Emma Reynolds, Chief Secretary to the Treasury, was dispatched yesterday to find a new vacuum cleaner to mop up his pewk.
Horrific news as @JohnHealey_MP the Chancellor admits he has a work-life and alcohol drinking problem that he has been trying to control for 40 years.
Taxes will no doubt rise as the piss head car crashes the economy from crisis to crisis. Spread the word....
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Any CPS staff member upset, alarmed or who has had their feelings hurt dealing with the Danny Tommo/Daniel Thomas case, remember your colleague "Sophie" is available
An associate of ex-Labour MP Ivor Caplin, she certainly knows how to treat people with sympathy
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