My god this is horrible and my absolute fear

I've got a couple openings for SEO strategist and SEO supervisor in the following locations: Plano, TX Birmingham, MI (Detroit) Chicago, IL. If you know somebody interested (sorry, these locations only, full time, 3 days in person, eligible to work in USA, etc) please have them get ahold of me.

This is Dieter Schwarz - the owner of Lidl, the richest man in Germany, one of the richest people in the world. Only two known photos exist of him, zero video footage, and he's never given an interview. He is an extremely dedicated philanthropist, having put billions mostly into educational causes. He lives in Heilbronn, in Germany, and has transformed the area into an educational/tech/research hub, as well as funding educational activities at Oxford, HEC Paris, Stanford and many others. Technically, he doesn't actually own Lidl any more, as he set up 'The Dieter Schwarz Foundation' - a charity - which owns the Schwarz Group, the parent company of Lidl. In other words, Lidl is owned by a charity that ploughs lots of money into educational causes - and yet Lidl never use any of that in advertising. One of the most successful, interesting people on earth, and nobody even knows what he looks like any more.

Off to a good start....

Google launched the Florida update in ~2003 without any warning. Overnight, @methode lost all his money-making schemes. Literally hit $0 overnight after making thousands per month Google could have handled the communication better; no one knew why it happened Now Google is on the other side of the spectrum - they launch the SQRG, which contains a lot of information about how Google thinks about quality @shenzhenseoconf

The "Adults Only" ranking has been removed from Nighthawks! Everything is set for launch on the 22nd! Phew. Thank you everyone for your amazing support while we got this sorted. If you weren't able to wishlist before, now you can! store.steampowered.com/app/1…

If You Were On Reddit Just For “GEO”, Your Strategy Was Doomed From the Very Start open.substack.com/pub/annsma…

We're giving away 3 "Standard pass" tickets to @Ahrefs Evolve in San Diego (12-13 Oct)! To enter, just complete BOTH of the following steps: 1. Like this post. 2. Leave a comment & tell us where you're traveling from. ... / Entries close on Friday 18th Sept 10PM (Pacific time). / Winners will be announced by Tuesday 22th Sept. ... Visit our website for more details - ahrefsevolve(dot)com ... NOTE: the prize is "Standard pass" ticket only, which doesn't include travel or accomodation.

ALMOST TIME!!! You’re going to want to be in the room with me and loads of other amazing speakers on Friday for BelgradeSEO. Need a sweetener? Chocolate for questions and 20% off (code JUDITH) - get your ticket NOW! I’m talking about LLMs/AI so BOOK NOW! belgradeseoconference.com/ju…

Aldi German Pilsner: Excellently salted and Aldi's reliable potatoes shine as ever. But it's as if the beer lines are malfunctioning, serving up nothing but light froth and an odd tang. A disappointing drunken stumble. Rating: 5.9

Did you know WHOIS is largely being phased out, with RDAP replacing it? I built a CLI `rdap` command to replace `whois`. Use it to see the registrar, expiry date, nameservers, etc., for supported domains 🤓 github.com/robkerry/rdap

I can now die a happy man. My looking blobs full of wet.

Looking for speakers to give a Small Talk at @Ahrefs Evolve in San Diego (12-13 Oct). 👀 What's a "Small Talk?" It's a new format we're testing at @Ahrefs Evolve. 4 people on stage. Each gets exactly 5 minutes to share something cool with 500+ marketers. It could be a workflow, a hack, a little known strategy, a hot take... anything really... as long as it is valuable for our crowd (even a pitch of your own tool or service might work, if it's interesting enough). HOW TO APPLY: See the application form in the comments. IMPORTANT: We originally planned this for ticket holders only. But I think we should open up this opportunity for everyone. Maybe you were on the fence about attending Evolve, but 5 minutes on our stage makes it a whole different incentive. So if there's interest, I'm happy to extend this offer to everyone. Let me know.

Whenever anyone has to find anything suddenly they have a whole other phone 🤣🤣🤣💖💖💖

Sometimes we make mistakes and I think it’s important to forgive, but no one is forcing you to. If you cannot ‘let it go’ that’s also ok. Do what you need to and thrive but don’t let negativity drag you down - use it as a platform to do better and go higher 💖

Like Threads, sometimes X drops me in the craziest places… 🤣🤣🤣

This has to be the most horrendous thing to say to a recently bereaved person I have ever heard. @virginmedia you need your license to use the @Virgin name vs pulled. Most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard!

@virginmedia vile customer service. My father passed away, we notified you. Moved everything to my stepmum (new account). Now chasing my stepmum for £4.75 that has been charged to my deceased father's account post humously and after being notified.

Still styling at the #globalsearchawards