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Brain worm is gonna look into
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No one wants to hear what this war criminal has to say. Netanyahu was forced to give his speech to a nearly empty room as the majority of the UN General Assembly walked out in protest and disgust.
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What if we all randomly called the police for a wellness check on Mitch McConnellβ¦.
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I swear the fastest way to trigger MAGA is just to literally quote Trump.
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Every time I see someone with META glasses, Iβm wondering if theyβre recording the children around them.
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RT @Kaylan_TX_: π¨BREAKING: screwworm leader set to give exclusive tell all interview tonight at 7, on his plan to take Greg Abbott down froβ¦
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Men who say things like this hate HR ladies because they've been "talked to" by HR ladies and wish they could get away with not having to treat women with respect in the workplace.
Today is also the 82nd anniversary of D Day.
Impeccable timing, Matt.
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I'm starting to understand why Bigfoot wants nothing to do with us and throws boulders or flips trees when we get too close.
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The maga movement is not even real. It's a grift. Smoke and mirrors. Bots and inflated numbers.
I'd be pissed that the government took advantage of weak minded little shits but hey, they're also assholes.
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I think Grahamβs heart pumps pure Bourbon these daysβ¦
Doesnβt get more delusional than this. His argument is that every country in the Middle East owes Trump a personal debt therefore they should do what he says to pay him back or he will punish them for not being grateful enough. All because he doesnβt know how to get out of this.
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Have you ever seen an octopus race a fish?
This octopus was spotted flying across the seagrass flats with a fish hot on its tail like an underwater sprint race!
But these shallow seagrass habitats aren't just racetracksβthey are critical nursery grounds for Caribbean marine life. They support juvenile reef fish, octopus, lobster, conch, and countless other species that depend on healthy coastal ecosystems to survive.
Protecting these habitats means protecting the future of our reefs.
Help us #ReclaimTheReef & visit caribreef.org
#ocean #Octopus #MarineConservation #MarineLife
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Why does a Texas Senate race cost upwards of $300M just to secure a $174k salary?
Who is actually paying for that seat, and what are they buying? Because the math is not mathing.
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