On a scale of 1-10 how much is a twat is Lewis Capaldi I'm going 12 ....on the Big show now

Apr 18, 2026 · 6:11 PM UTC

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Think Lewis reply is class but the people who have twatted me off and then blocked me are also very classy 🤐🤐🤐
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Replying to @LairdElmski
how much *of a twat. Maybe you should focus on Basic English instead of calling out people who you're not worthy to breathe the same air as.
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Replying to @LairdElmski
He's not as big a twat as a Chelsea fan who swaps to Fulham.
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Ha ha let's see after 5 more games ...but I swapped after they sacked a champions league winning manager
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Replying to @LairdElmski
Of a twat
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Replying to @LairdElmski
He’s dead funny - saw him on the big show and thought itv was great
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Underrated tweet
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Replying to @LairdElmski
At least he can count
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Irony is wAsted on Americans , socialists and any one under 30
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Replying to @LairdElmski
He sings like a fucking angel and he's funnier than Kevin Bridges mate you must be a cunt
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Replying to @LairdElmski
I’m sure he gives a fuck about a nobody’s opinion of him 🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @LairdElmski
Hes fuckn magic ya dobber
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Replying to @LairdElmski
Maybe it’s you who’s the twat? You’re certainly an irritating cunt.
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Replying to @LairdElmski
I don’t even like the guy but somehow I like him more than you . Some talent you have there 😂😂
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Replying to @LairdElmski
Lewis would smash you, the Big Show and yer Maw
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Replying to @LairdElmski
Lonely much? Play some @LewisCapaldi It works
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Replying to @LairdElmski
so you have trouble with English. What's your native language? Perhaps I could help you to translate it??
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Replying to @LairdElmski
On a scale of 1- 10 how jealous are you of Lewis Capaldi ?
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Replying to @LairdElmski
100% pure bred grass fed free to roam fanny.
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Replying to @LairdElmski
Fuck up ya English nonce
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Replying to @LairdElmski
Did you type that with your feet? On a scale of 1-10, you're a pure fanny 😭😭😭
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Replying to @LairdElmski
This screams ‘I had too many pints last night’ I also had too many pints last night so we are both muppets 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Replying to @LairdElmski

ALT Tom Hanks Space GIF by TV4

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Replying to @LairdElmski
Hey look, a fucking idiot
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Replying to @LairdElmski
Clearly not as much as a twat as the illiterate piece of douche that wrote this…
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Replying to @LairdElmski
STFU.
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Replying to @LairdElmski
Look at you biggie big balls hiding behind an anonymous account 🙄
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Replying to @LairdElmski
Dick
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Replying to @LairdElmski
Yikes. It must be sad being that much of a pissant.
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Replying to @LairdElmski
Lewis is Scottish icon, im sure someone with the level of his success really cares you think hes a twat, you sound jealous
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Replying to @LairdElmski
Fook all about you makes sense.
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