“Ted, would you like to pretend to be in a shadow cabinet with me?”

Feb 18, 2026 · 1:16 PM UTC

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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
I don’t know about that Sir, I’ve a lot on with the flooding in the lower field
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
Is it called a Shadow Cabinet because when voters in Clacton look for Nigel Farage , all they see are shadows
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That's not fair, the originals were both quite sweet.
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
‘No, not until we get clearance from Vlad and Donny.
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
Shall I put the immigrants in the lower field, sir? #reformracists
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
"No, I'd rather fix the drainage in the lower field".
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
Poachin and Jenkyns are as Shadowy as they come, yet no room for their ‘talents’.
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Just another grifting stunt. They gave themselves toytown promotions so they charge the mugs more money.
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It's only 4 people. Less a shadow cabinet, more a shadow draw.
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
Run the country? They couldn't run a successful bath between them.
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
That's superb
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Lol, uncanny 😎
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Three millionaires and the gamekeeper
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
This is too kind an image for Farage and Lice.
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Damn. That’s good 😊
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
reform's SHALLOW cabinet.
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
“Oh, I don’t know about dat sir! Would I be chancellor?” “Errr…..No Ted. I’m afraid that’s already gone to honest Bob!” “Oh……I’ll have to take the home office then!”
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🤣🤣🤣 fucking classic
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🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
Don't know about that sir...
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
Life mimics art.
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
"Oi don't think so, sor"
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
Hmmm Tice could land the Chairman role given now that Yusuf is the Shadow Home Secretary.
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
Brilliant lol. That's got you a follow.
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby

ALT Marvelous GIF

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you, deserve a fucking state funeral for this tweet. *dead* 😂☠️🫡
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Replying to @RobBfromDerby
👏👏👏👏👏👏
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