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And... It's not... AI.... Just good old photoshop.... Oh my god...

this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

The Problem with Black Snape...

Thanks TrashCat

The character creator in Zero Company is just incredible

Ok, so I’m gonna need everyone to SHUT THE FUCK UP! Don’t name-drop anyone, don’t say “we must protect so-and-so”, NO ONE SAY A DAMN WORD! Don’t give em any ideas, don’t tempt fate, don’t jinx ANYTHING! Until the CORRECT 80-year olds are gone, JUST-

Oh so she just died a few hours ago and they're already cutting her programs wow ok

Someone edited ACE VENTURA into the LORD OF THE RINGS and it's perfect 😂 (made with rotoscoping, not ai)

The following foods have now been recalled: —Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination —Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination —Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination —Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination —Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination —Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination —Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination —Soup kits, Listeria contamination —Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination —Granola, Salmonella contamination —Dog food, Salmonella contamination —Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination —Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July) —Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July) —Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July) —Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July) —Infant formula, Botulism risk (July) —Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July) —Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July) —Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July) —Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June) —Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)  —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)  —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)  —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June) —Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June) —Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June) —Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May) —Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May) —Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May) —Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May) —Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May) —Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May) —Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May) —Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May) —Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May) —Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May) —White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May) —Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May) —Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April) —Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April) —Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April) —Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March) —Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March) —Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March) —Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March) —Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February) —Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February) —Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February) —Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January) —Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January) —Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January) —Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January) —Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)

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A heartfelt Fuck You to @Adobe >I dowloaded a free trial >Cancelled before trial was over >Still got billed for a monthly subscription >Cant cancel my subscription or I get hit with a $99 cancellation fee. This is the scummiest fucking shit. I never WANTED this subscription

“Why are you so tired today? Didn’t you get some sleep last night?” Me at 3:30am

In May 2016, 15-year-old Karinya “Yaya” Chen was in hospice care in Austin, Texas after years of fighting cancer. She had tickets to see Florence The Machine, but by the night of the concert, she was simply too sick to go. So the people at Hospice Austin reached out to the band. And Florence Welch came to her. Florence and guitarist Rob Ackroyd walked into Karinya’s room and gave her the concert she couldn't make it to. They sang “Shake It Out” and “Dog Days Are Over,” with Karinya singing and harmonizing right alongside them. A few months later, Karinya lost her battle with cancer at just 15 years old. But for one afternoon, none of that seemed to matter. There was just a young girl, one of her favorite singers, a guitar, a room full of people who loved her... and music. Sometimes the smallest act of kindness can become one of the biggest moments of someone's life. This is what being human is supposed to look like.🙏

everybody… give yourselves grace. we’re living in such bad, EVIL times.

"¿Por qué siempre quieres quedarte solo en tu casa?" Yo solo en casa: