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"Infamy, they've all got it in for me". He's already thrown two under the bus, complaining about a "sting". If someone suggests something dodgy, illegal, and you say "yes please" instead of "no thanks". You're the guilty one, because without your participation, there's no crime.
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β€œRight, lads, there’s three of us in here, but only 2 beds. Whose turn is it to snuggle up with Farty Nigel tonight?”
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In a blink in clink. Wonderful
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πŸ˜‚ there will be no oysters in the slammer, Steve… or champagne topped Guiness… Lol …
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Thought that was Glenn Hoddle on the right for a second
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Thank goodness they're not deprived of their oysters, but where's the champagne?
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@Nigel_Farage For the first time in my life, I can say openly that it's good to see you.
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Reform have changed policy and now support early prison release.
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Lets hope so Steve. πŸ™
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Love it Chris. Let's hope, eh?
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#RefUK will say it is THEY who are outside the cell, looking in....
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"That 5 million was for my own protection..I was going to be PM " "Sure you were Nige, you get an hour in the yard, chop chop"
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Thank goodness he's done nothing wrong
Reform will end corruption in British politics by abolishing the Parliamentary Standards' Commissioner, the Electoral Commission and all UK police forces, insists entirely-trustworthy MP who has done absolutely nothing wrong
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Soon 🀞
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Just out of shot - the Tate Brothers ....πŸ‘
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Blair and Campbell should be in the adjoining cell.
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Wanting to lock up your politcal opponents is never a good look
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It's like being back at boarding school . Listen Tice old boy , you'll be my fag for the duration .
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I thought it was a dozen oysters!! 🀣
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Bring it on. Trump had his money to fight cases. Farage probably doesn't. Who wants to back a looser except the good people of Clacton. Under deprived whites that gravitate there because housing is cheap.
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They’d cry like babies
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Wonderful, I'm actually surprised it's taken so long for folks to realise that they're so dodgy....
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Not even a pint of best for poor Nigel πŸ˜”
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Losing your edge Steve.
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As they say up here in't North, 'They're in't shit'....
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Watching the demise and destruction of Nigel Farage, this country's biggest antagonist and architect of much of our daily woes is a joy to watch. Always expected him to go down in a blaze of sleaze but those doing good work have timed it beautifully maximum effect.
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Fingers crossed
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Love the oysters. 🀣
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£
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Life through the keyhole πŸ‘πŸ‘
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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