NBC NEWS JUST BROKE THE STORY OF THE CENTURY. According to their crack team of journalists, keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep your food fresh. I had no idea. My whole life I've been leaving the freezer door wide open overnight like an idiot, and nobody in the mainstream media had the courage to warn me until now. These are the same people who told you for four years that Joe Biden was sharp as a tack. Now they want a Pulitzer for discovering how a refrigerator works. I'm honestly shocked MSNBC didn't lead the evening lineup with it, because this is exactly the level of expertise they bring to every story. Stay tuned, folks. I hear next week's investigation is going to reveal that water is wet.