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Canada
Showing up to the interview with my complete, unabridged set of encyclopedia britanica
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Viagra and the mormons are the only ads I’m getting on YouTube What is my fucking algorithm
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Update: the mormons are getting progressively hotter. I think they’re sinking their lines into me.
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I do not have a micro penis. I have a micro cock
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FUCK I missed the beginning. Did they do it? Did NYC do it?
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Got my bread money awwwww ya. Thanks for being ass holes 6 years ago, Loblaws.
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Has anyone called @MattWalshBlog a fucking ass hole in a while? Well, I am. Matt, you’re a fucking ass home.
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Sex is cool but have you ever dug out one of those deep brain boogers? Holy MOLY that feels good
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Do you think when @MattWalshBlog eventually dies of very clear alcoholism, he’ll hold onto his “beliefs”? Or be a fucking coward and renounce everything right at the end?
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I didn’t think it would happen so fast, but @joerogan has become a pathetic old man. Congrats bud. This is your legacy. A pathetic old man.
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How many times do you think @Timcast can say “retard” in one episode? Seems like he’s going for a record and it makes him look super cool.
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Which circle of hell is Hegseth going to, do you think? Can we get cameras down there?
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk I read a pretty interesting book about you that was super humiliating and I somehow haven’t seen you comment on it. Want to comment now?
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You a douchebag and your empire will crumble
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Can yall stop murdering children so I can afford to drive to work kthxbye
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Scream tonight with the wife. OHHHH YAAAA

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So, is Travelling just not a thing any more? This Piston’s game is BRUTAL. #openyoureyesref
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I’m not a MASSIVE hockey fan (Canadian. I know. Sacrilege) but what Amazon has done to the nhl is INSANELY bad. I feel like they’re intentionally trying to make it bad. It’s weird.
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Furnace went out last night and I called some guy who called some guy and came by today to fix the furnace. And when I asked for the bill he said “nah. Dan said you’re a good guy” and left without giving me the bill. This is a good Sunday.
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Has anyone said that Nancy Mace is a huge piece of shit lately? I think that needs to be brought up more often Also Kristi Noem Big ol pieces of shit
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Got sent from work to get Christmas stuff for the office so they could decorate. I got the regular stuff. A tree. Ornaments. Garland. Lights. And then I came upon this. And I had a corporate credit card in my pocket. I made an executive decision. Everyone is pleased.
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