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Therapist; “There is a tiger in you” The tiger in me:
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yeah my mother
you ever meet someone so high strung you WANT them to start drugs
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You’re probably missing someone who’s probably fucking the shit out of someone else
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Just pooped away my hangover and it was a ghost wipe
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when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again
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Make Israel, Palestine again.
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I understand it now
You ever seen a bitch so bad your knee jerk reaction was to blow your shit smoove off??
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LMAOOOOOOO
Sony has reportedly sent PlayStation developers a survey asking for feedback on its decision to ditch physical discs
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911 for hornets
Long-range hornet nest removal by a kid
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This monster. There could have been a data center.
🚨 Zohran Mamdani to turn outdated NYC building into 4,000 units of affordable housing.
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Hasan isn't "effective," guys. He just has: - the President of the United States - the Prime Minister of Israel - the world's first trillionaire - the worst members of Congress - the most-watched cable news network ... constantly talking shit about him. 🙃
Knew it. "Effective" lmao At what? This is politics. To be "effective" you need people to like you and listen to you outside of an online echo chamber.
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For context: the blow-up of MAID propaganda this week is proof that so-called "pro-life" people will never give this issue up. And they do so largely while supporting health privatization/profit, cuts to vital developmental services for education & supports for vulnerable ppl.
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It’s gonna break my heart when I accidentally disintegrate this thing with my hammer while hitting a monster
Protect the fluffy Curlmot at all costs! True to their name, these creatures found in the Skybound Eyrie roll into an ever so adorable defensive ball when they sense danger. #MHWilds #Ascendance
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This includes Toronto, Ottawa protests and other Canadian cities, btw. They have also published social media handles, posts, comments, plans etc. Nobody has talked about it either. Truly insane.
Israel is publishing the coordinates, dates and exact local times of public protests in other countries. The J-SOC reports appear on the Ministry for Diaspora Affairs website as part of a wider effort to protect Israel’s international image. Here are 2,000 forecast entries.
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You may not like him, but Logan Paul deserves some credit for pushing for legislation to protect our national parks and forests. For more info, google Logan Paul forest
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If Toronto implemented this law we would surpass the US dollar
Bus users in Singapore will now be fined for playing music out loud The fines range from around $400 to $4000
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there should be nude beaches but for the woods. nude woods.
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Cuando mi novia pide una pizza y solo marca 3 números
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Falei de cuspida na boca na roda errada
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