"And this was when I convinced all those suckers to wear tampons on their ears."

Sep 25, 2026 · 1:40 AM UTC

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And this is when democrats convinced brainless sheep to inject poison into their bodies in exchange for a hamburger.
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Yep!
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Def Xi thinks trump is a petty child with this bullshit. the big orange butt of a plethora of jokes as they fly back to China big talking orange turd turns into a simping diareah mess of a pretend human Leader of the free world is such BS. Bit like the greatest cvntry BS
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Made with AI
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Xi can't believe his luck having this moron as President of the US
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Democrats will learn to hate stealing elections
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Aww, look at him showing off his dictator photo.
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Xi: how long do I have to listen to this buffoon.
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I wonder if Trump showed the Chinese Prez this regular portrait u can see on the first floor of the White house
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Me on trumps first indictment day at that very spot
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Remember when Reagan showed Gorbachev the photos of himself after he was shot. He didn't and he actually was shot.
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Refresh our memories on your dialogue and caption for this… What were you convinced about HERE
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That’s where Obama’s portrait used to be. Heavy, heavy sigh. 😞
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Donald J Trump conducts a master class in diplomacy. Libs are losing their minds!
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How China sees Trump
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For most people, being shot is traumatic experience that they'd like to forget. Proof positive the whole thing was absolutely staged.
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Let me fix it for you! @mmpadellan
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freeonis
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Says the guy that thinks tampons should be be in the men’s room
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Proof that Democrats suck at everything. You couldn’t even succeed in taking him out with violence.
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You’re confusing Trump with Tampon Tim @GovTimWalz
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Xi is thinking that he would have hired a better shooter.
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In every picture of those two, it’s quite embarrassing to see a dictatorial leader of a communist party look so bored, unimpressed and embarrassed to be standing next to that narcissistic blowhard having to listen to all his stupidity, when it should be the other way around.
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It was fake right 🤡
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This is when I asked at ER after , how does it look on TV? Fake motherfucker @realDonaldTrump 💩💩💩💩Who do you think you are actually fooling?? #fakeshootingfakepresident🤮🤢
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WHAT AN EGOTISTICAL MANIAC DUMAFRUMP & I'LL BET WHO HE'S TALKING TO THINKS SO TOO!!!!
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MAGA….its a cult!!
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Trying to let the Chinese Leader know what happened, it was a packet of ketchup that gave me a bleeding ear! Then I stood up and went to the ambulance and they said it’s nothing but you can put a gauze pad over it! FFS 🤥
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