Between 2014 and 2024 I have:
1. Jumped off a bridge (too short)
2. Overdosed on drugs (got constipation)
3. Cut myself (caught an infection)
4. Tried hanging (I'm fat, the cabinet door broke)
5. Tried poison -2024 (Nilihara for 2 weeks straight, nikitapika damu)
Ndugu Malala ulikuwa unafanya nini katika bweni la wanafunzi wa kike wa umri wa chini ya miaka 18 usiku bila idhini ya wahusika au wazazi? " Naibu msemaji wa serikali
Mwanaisha Chidzuga
Community note
It should be noted Malala was denied access to the venue. It is shameful for a civil servant to behave like a blogger.
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