I just found out Canadians call their coins loonies and toonies You guys need to grow the fuck up
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Okay fine i change my mind calling them that is actually really cool and mature please stop sending me death threats
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9 out of 10 gynecologists fear her
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Dilate that pussy if it’s cool
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Canadatwt stop being mean to me on my computer youre supposed to be nice
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Doordashed Panda Express 3 days in a row
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Buying a plan B for a woman not for me I did not get cummed in even if I got cummed in I would not need a plan B but it did not I heterosexually cummed inside a heterosexual woman end of story
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Going through a poop exorcism in the Chilis bathroom
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Im banned from the Arbys lactation room
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My scratchboard art when I would go on weekend acid benders is something I will never be able to replicate
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Just a wooden stick and a Dream
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up late. dick n one hand. deleting tweets eith thr other. #RealOnesKnow #warcrimes ~#%^%
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Ive been super into pussy recently
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When she a 10 but she got a pancake bed
You have to pick ONE bed… which one are you choosing? 🤯🛏️
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Ed Sheeran be like Im in love with the shape of Jews
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Let’s get this to a million
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If that’s your girl then why am I like a brother to her
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When’s the last time you saw a giraffe They have gotten bigger
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