I just found out Canadians call their coins loonies and toonies You guys need to grow the fuck up

Sep 24, 2026 · 3:17 AM UTC

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Okay fine i change my mind calling them that is actually really cool and mature please stop sending me death threats
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
Wait until you find out what you call our $5 coins
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
Grown ass man just learning the currency of his closest neighbouring country.
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At least the loon is on our coin and not running our country. 😆
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
You guys have a loonie too now!
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
Loon is a bird, the bird on the damn loonie. And the Toonie just means 2 loonies. Not about age maturity. but you might wanna grow up a bit urself
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
and you call a child rapist "president". Fuck you.
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
Leave our loonies and toonies alone
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How did you not know this you cranky old fuck?
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
🌟 Info Bar for the impaired: The one dollar coin is commonly referred to as the Loonie for the image of a Canadian Loon stamped on it face. The $2 coin is commonly referred to as a Toonie for being double the value of the Loonie.
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
You want to know what Canadians call your president? Convicted felon Serial sex offender Diaper Don, & Pedophile are a few and all of them are true.
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
yEP!!!!!!!
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
Honestly, naming currency after birds and numbers is a bold choice. But hey, at least we don't have to explain the exchange rate every time we travel north.
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
in the usa a loonie is called three quarters 😭
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
Got you with some dimes nickels instead
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We need to grow up? The fact that it even bothers you tells me who the child is.
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
We also call Trump a loonie
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@anthraxp1mp Least we have HEROS on our currency.. 1. Viola Davis Civil Rights Activists. 2. Terry Fox lost his leg to cancer, wanted to run across Canada, awareness about Cancer, raise some money..Had stop his run in Thunder bay,ontario because his cancer came back..Died a year later..Thats why we have Terry Fox Run every year ..
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
You’re just jealous
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
Loonie- has Loon bird on it. Later on came the Two dollar coin- with a Polar Bear so naturally it became a Toonie. I love it! Canadians are funny and creative better than dollar coin, how boring.
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
People where "spocking" CDN $5 notes for a while.
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
To be fair we call you guys loonies as well.
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
It’s cause our currency is a joke so we name it like it’s board game currency. Also, If you JUST found this out, you may need to grow the fuck up. They’ve been loonies and toonies since the 1980s 😂
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
At least our bills aren't boring all the same color like the U S
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
Lmao You need to find something better to cry about.
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
It’s a loonie cuz there’s a loon on it… it’s called a toonie because… can you guess? Not two loons that would stupid, it’s called a toonie cuz it’s worth 2 loonies obviously
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
If you educate yourself a little bit, you’ll know why. Too hard for you to google it? Lazy.
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
a loon 😭
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Replying to @anthraxp1mp
You turd-brains call your dollar bill a Greenback. Maybe you should fund a hobby. Sheesh.
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wait until you hear about australian slang
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In the US they call their money: $1 Bill: Buck, single $2 Bill: Deuce, Tom, or Jefferson $5 Bill: Fin, fiver, five-spot, or Lincoln $10 Bill: Sawbuck, ten-spot, or Hamilton $20 Bill: Jackson or double sawbuck $100 Bill: Benjamins or Franklins or a C-note.
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