the dogs are your exes/someone’s exes - submit to DMs! ~sometimes funny sometimes heinous~ @michaelaokla

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Wow so easy to enter…
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At any time of day u are at risk of accidentally reading a conversation like this on the Internet
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I broke up w her already I married Harvey :)
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Is that why u said I abandoned my family :(
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Replying to @LeimertCreative
Best explanation I’ve seen😭
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Iconic
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I’ve seen a lot of things in my life
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I’ve gotten this exact bio sent to me over 10,000 times by the way it’s the single most common submission I’ve gotten
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Replying to @MichaelaOkla
Me coded
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Apparently if you shave your head and then go on a dating app, you will get this kind of message from multiple men
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Even when you think he must be done, it keeps going
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Replying to @megmeyer__
Yeah he gendered it 😭
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Sensitive topic for Paul?
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I just imagine him drinking so many glasses of milk between messages
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Replying to @Carina_Starlite
Maybe one day………
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…. well no
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Replying to @jjv124
“Looking for a guy who listens”
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Which part 😭
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The first happy ending on my page and I have to say I’m thrilled
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