the dogs are your exes/someone’s exes - submit to DMs! ~sometimes funny sometimes heinous~ @michaelaokla

she/her
I cannot believe my eyes -11/10
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SheRatesDogs retweeted
Hey @JoinPasses is there a good reason you don’t age verify your creators? Besides the fact that pedophilia is extremely profitable, and you’re making a fuck ton of money on underage girls with sexual content?
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Wow so easy to enter…
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At any time of day u are at risk of accidentally reading a conversation like this on the Internet
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I broke up w her already I married Harvey :)
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Is that why u said I abandoned my family :(
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Replying to @SheRatesDogs
boys get taught this like “let me shock and disgust the girls” behaviour as a kid because it impresses other boys, and they just…keep at it, even when there are no boys around. they just keep at it, despite how it does nothing to further their interests.
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Best explanation I’ve seen😭
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I’m in…
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Iconic
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I’ve seen a lot of things in my life
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I’ve gotten this exact bio sent to me over 10,000 times by the way it’s the single most common submission I’ve gotten
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Out on the town being a woman….
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Apparently if you shave your head and then go on a dating app, you will get this kind of message from multiple men
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Even when you think he must be done, it keeps going
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Sensitive topic for Paul?
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HE automatically assumed the offender is a man, not her
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Yeah he gendered it 😭
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I just imagine him drinking so many glasses of milk between messages
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…. well no
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When will people realise bisexual ≠ polyamorous
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Maybe one day………
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Which part 😭
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Crazy woman, statihg very realistic relationship expectations and wants. How kooky
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“Looking for a guy who listens”
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